Hiram's Nightly

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[cyclopat]

The Trickster

Crazy, violent, with a wild sense of humor. 

His first words are ” Hello Sweetheart!” and he keeps saying ” Johnny, I love you. Let’s drink some beers and then I’ll beat the Christmas out of you!” 

Lee Marvin - The (real) Wild One

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[villainthirst]

Jon Snow arrives at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (insp)

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The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow.

Ayn Rand, Letters of Ayn Rand. (via donttreadonvirginia)

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[ehretha]

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

[actualholidaybakery]

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.

It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

Whoah science.

Neato.

Supercool.

[driving-an-impala-in-isengard]

[concernedresidentofbakerstreet]

Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.

[gaave]

it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy

[marielikestodraw]

woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D

[hungrylikethewolfie]

Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing!  EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?

[condescetier]

They cant fix the economy

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A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government, and this is necessary to close the circle of our felicities.

Thomas Jefferson (via philosophicalconservatism)

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[grimfemme]

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

[reaill]

welp now we know the distinction between the two

[spookytox]

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

[pansysky]

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

[buizel]

never eat shredded wheat

[pyronoid-d]

Spookytox is lying you eat them as they are straight out of the box

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[kel-s-d]

im geekin

[fuck-liberal-morons]

Lol

[redbloodedamerica]

Breaking Puns…

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[peerintothepast]

Spitfire during the Battle of Britain.

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[snarkydiscolizard]

"i’m sad and idk how to feel better"

"i don’t know what to draw"

"i always mess up"

"BUT I SUCK"

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[ultrafacts]

Source Want more facts?, follow the Ultrafacts Blog

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[keepongaming]

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking